Conspiracy nuts have a hard-on for Ron Paul.

It’s well known that the world is run by crazy conspiracy nutters. They dwell are everywhere now. Their murderous Empire is expanding viciously, a brutal mind-boggling exposé of human stupidity and inferiority; all around us are Alex Jones fans and crazy conspiracy theorists raving on about the New World Order, the Free Masons– and I just stumbled upon another site presenting some absurd inept tripe.

The article contains many quotes of a certain Daniel Estulin, a person who for some time has been travelling around the world and trying to keep an eye on the shielded Bilderberg Group; shielded because the group and its meetings are in no way secret. The power of the Bilderberg Group is greatly exaggerated, I feel; many of the attendees are not in positions of great power, many of the visiteurs from Europe are merely diplomatic people in low-key positions, things like some celebrity monarchs and statesmen of little importance. The meetings are hardly secret, given the fact that like three billion crazy conspiracy nuts are aware of them taking place — and little effort is made to be silence with throwing out people from Hotels and setting up security perimeters. That’s hardly the way to go if you want to be secret.

I guess I digress, since the Bilderberg Group and their meetings are not the central pillar in this very discussion. The article deals with Daniel Estulin, a nutjob who was featured in Alex Jones latest shitflick, “Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement”, a farfetched, ridiculous and retarded revision of all known history; in fact, not just revision, but utter rape of history and all knowledge. Now, the central concept of the wacko Estulin’s comments is this time the supposed possible to-come assassination (”removal”) of Ron Paul. I would very much welcome this. I know it is far too good to be true. At best, he’ll get shot but survive, like Ronald Reagan. Whoever tried to kill Reagan was a pathetic failure of an assassin who really didn’t know what he was doing. If he had known, he would not have failed, and the world would be a much better place.

But, as surely the Dear Reader knows by now, the blog to which I linked is nothing but another one of those crazy fucking conspiracy nuts efforts to rave on about the FEMA Death camps and the NWO and the Illuminati and all that other shite. But this article is just fucking hilarious. Seriously. I laughed so hard my stomach started hurting. Just look at this:

In the Soviet Union (which regular readers know never did collapse) there are literal schools of assassination. They teach how to kill an enemy by running him down with a truck. Was that what happened to General Patton?

Does anyone really need to go to a special school to learn how to run someone down with a truck? Is it really that hard to be imaginative? But piece by piece, we see that this is the work of retarded conspiracy nuts, as always raving on about the evil Soviets, or as they like to put it, “The Reds”. But alas, in closing, the obvious thing on everyone’s lips is that an assassination of Ron Paul is a too good thing to be true. But one can always dream… and hope… that he is at least rendered unable to participate in the presidential elections in the coming year.

Estulin told commentator Alex Jones: “I am getting information from my sources that there are people involved from a higher level of the American establishment who are seriously considering – this has not been confirmed – but assassination is definitely on the agenda and I pray to God that this is not the case.”

Estulin is thusly also religious. Disgusting. Not really surprising, but disgusting nonetheless. And Alex Jones, everyone know he’s a crazy fuck whose attempts at “exposing global conspiracy” are stupid, far-fetched, inconsistent, idiotic, inaccurate, silly and retarded, and that’s just the top of the iceberg. I pray to the Illuminati that they have assassination on the agenda, though personally I harbour doubt as to the logic in assassinating a man who is so admired by millions of mentally deranged on the Internet, you know? I’m thinking it would have the wrong effect; it’d simply turn that saggy old bugger of a conservative married to the old decaying parchment known as the “Constitution” into a martyr for the liberals (or classical liberals/libertarians/classical conservatives, whatever those delusional psychotics want to be known as). Perhaps a more thoughtful move would be to permanently incapacitate Ron Paul by way of some illness. I mean, the guy IS old. Come on, the Illuminati is all-powerful, they must know how to do that without arousing suspicions, right?

Ron Paul and all that he stands for must be eradicated, by any means necessary.

By the way, CYANIDE CRYSTALS DUN DUN DUN!

The Soviet Union lives on! In my dreams…

Blair is a “nutter”, Putin rocks and Swedes suck.

It has been said that the British government – under the incompetent failure Gordon Brown – is planning to lower the national corporation income tax during 2008. Gordon Brown has continued the pathetic right-wing governing of his predecessor, the religious “nutter” Tony Blair. I cannot say that the revelation of Blair’s religiosity took me by surprise the way being raped in school does; it was expected, there was just something uncanny about Blair, something that wasn’t right. No doubt about it, Blair had confidence in President Bush because he admired the man’s faith in being on a mission from God. Blair, of course, also wanted to join in on the fun to receive his rewards in heaven when his time has come, so he was stressed to come up with some good public justification for the participation in the Iraq war. He then suggested that, from the order being given, it would only take “45 minutes” for Iraq to attack the U.K.

There can be no doubt that this claim was only made to convince – and worry – the British drones to allow him to commit to the act and help Bush – and God – in their difficult and bloody work. In other issues, a significant majority – me of course included! – of Swedes are completely retarded, many dimensions ahead of me in stupidity and miserably failure! It’s sad to see, in all honesty, that people more fucked up than I exist. I skimmed through the articles and rubbish on the Evening (sheet) Whore forums and the debate side, and for thirty minutes I tried to consume my own hand and could not help but let salty tears slide down my cheeks.

The Evening Whore’s website is so poorly designed it makes your web browser lag copiously. As you scroll down by the flickering flash advertisements and poorly coded links the site chugs, sometimes freezes. But that is not the issue here; the issue is that for many days now they have had a campaign aiming to discredit Vladimir Putin and his leadership, constantly discussing the incompetent cunt Gari Kasparov. Some “expert” says: “The election is rigged – it is too well thought out to be based on the voters’ free will.”

I could here segue into a confusing and nonsensical discussion as to the non-existence of free will, but that would be arguing about semantics thoroughly irrelevant to the matter at hand. The fact of the day is that Gari Kasparov is a stupid little bastard, head of a coalition of various communist parties, the National Bolsheviks (i.e. a Nazi-party that has adopted some communist terminology and symbolism) and liberal dregs aiming to continue the awesome legacy of Yeltsin and his privatisation drives, the generous giving away of state property and liberalisation of industry and economy.

The Communist Party is, ironic given the fact that many Swedish critics of Putin accuse his supporters of being exactly that, the second largest party in the election, ticking in at 11.6% (at 64.4% of votes counted).

Either way, on the Evening Whore’s forum, a vermin of disturbing dimensions is now running around and spewing the most rancid stupidity imaginable, going by the nickname “crest” this vermin cannot spell even simple words nor form correct sentences. Yes, we can all make mistakes, I don’t write very well myself, but this person makes the sort of spelling errors you see eight year olds do. He spelled “kapacitet” with an s instead c, (it means capacity, in case you didn’t get that), and typically drones on about how Russia is evil and how he masturbates to the great freedom of the United States.

He calls Putin a “nationalist with stains of fascism”, and in trying to prove how the low vote participation in the U.S. is actually a good thing cites that “in the Soviet Union voter participation was 98% in the dictatorship only there was one thing to vote for”. Quite obviously, this idiot suffering from some sort of infantile disorder has no clue what he is talking about. “Crest” also calls Saddam Hussein “Sadame”, not once, not twice, but every single time he types the name. Crest constantly whines about “leftists” and “communists”, sometimes suggesting that all Swedes are communists, and then saying that he “didn’t mean it like that”.

Another person said a very funny thing:

The Russian bear is again awakening, and the Swedish defence force is cutting its spending. Russia hikes spending, modernising their military. Russian submarines spy in Norwegian waters; Russian bomb planes patrol Finnish airspace. It’s a question of time before they come. AND WHEN THEY DO I’M BLOODY WELL NOT GOING TO BE HERE –Honeybal

It’s the 1950’s all over again. The beginning of a new Cold War, to once again get the munitions factories up and running, once again start the large scale production of ICBM’s with 10 MIRVs, once again start the complaining about some stupid fucking communist conspiracy that some crazy Christian fundamentalist failure of a man with a Ph. D. in ENGLISH LITERATURE thought he uncovered.

It’s the reptilians. The Marxists, the Reds, the Queers and the Jews, all together, compatible, not at all as disorganised as Kasparov’s Other Russia, not at all eternally engaged in internal war. No. We march in unison and there is no dissent. Bow down before us, we are the Reptilian Overlords; we seeped down from the Stars and brought with us Eternal Knowledge!

It’s frightening to read what is said about today’s Russia. We who are there know very well that corruption is ten, fifteen, yes twenty times as worse was it was ten years ago! We’ve seen the farce before and after the elections. We see and experience the hatred for the West. And above all, we see the lack of competence and intelligence amonst the Russians, but that the same people have an incredible inferiority-complex, that they now can compensate with oil and gas money. Fact is that eight other former Soviet republics have had a better economic development than Russia. And that is despite the vast natural resources that Russia has. –Realist

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE—

The reason that some other republics have succeeded better than Russia herself are many. The vast expanse of the Russian nation is problematic and make the extraction and transportation of resources very expensive, as well as the nations poor climate for agriculture — it’s still below the levels of 1990, the year before the Fall of the USSR — are not exactly great for the development, as well as the decaying infrastructure, which has fallen to pieces in the years that have passed since the fall. The baltic states have indeed had a good deal of growth, those pestilent vermin for whose existence there is no excuse and who should be killed off completely for their choice to implent flat tax, but the Baltic nations received a great deal of investment during the Soviet days due to their strategic importance on the Baltic Sea, and indeed the quality of life in those nations was second only to East Germany in the Soviet Empire and it’s satellites. Azerbaijan has a great deal of oil also, with much infrastructure in place within the nation for it’s distribution. Kazahkstan also has natural resources. Over all, however, Azerbaijan and especially Kazahkstan remain vastly less developed than Russia.

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