This fail knows no bounds.

A local newspaper recently proclaimed that McCain was ”the candidate with which the world would have the most ease cooperating”. This coming from a newspaper published by the mentally limited Liberal Newspaper Ltd., it comes as no surprise, but its sheer idiocy is too much; one really cannot help but cringe at the thought. McCain was, after all, the deranged old bastard who stood up on a stage and with a screeching voice sang, “BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN!” Of course he’s going to be a great diplomat. He’ll send hellfire raining down upon all nations disagreeing with his Christian delusions.

On a lighter note, I have not eaten much of anything for a good twenty six hours. I consumed some popcorn as a substitute. Very good, indeed, save the fact that not eating has left me feeling kind of nauseous. But I guess the awesomeness evens out in the end.

And as I relish in my own misery, there comes a short flash from a pesky ad someplace, a disgusting little blurb that hits me in the forehead like a sledgehammer; the event has the dimensions of a colossal asteroid impact; it’s that guy with the sweaty reflective and sullen forehead and the ridiculous expression on his face, the Christian lunatic – none other than the Devil himself – or whatever evil deity you might classify him as – Ron Paul. He’s back again with his receding hairline, the wrinkles and the Constitution, he’s back with mongrel supporters that make fan-art quality campaign contributions, cheesy advertisement that makes you retch—it’s a total and utter horror show; lunatic supporters running around freely in the streets, lighting a few bongs and screaming something about the evils of the Federal government, NAO, and how good rebels they are for not paying taxes, how the “truth” about 9/11 must come out—

It’s the FEMA death camps again, it’s Alex Jones, it’s Ron Paul, he’s the only hope; like brown and partly dried blood, he flows over the world, a thick mud-like substances that smells of iron – ironworks, gold – he’s talking about the gold standard and how it will save the U.S. from all things bad, smacking his conservative fist in the face of neo-liberal conservatives like Dick Army; It’s not Tom De Lay, it’s La Vey, the individualist sock puppet who wrote the “Satanic Bible”, what a bunch of drivel—

And no, for the hundredth time, the Trans-Texas Corridor, a project to build a network of over-dimensioned tolled motorways combined with railways and various pipelines, is not a part of some “FEDERAL GOVERNMENT LAND GRAB”, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. It’s a quite poorly planned project, way over-sized and quite frankly uneconomic, but it is not a federal government land grab. The project is within the state of Texas. No plans exist to extend the TTC outside Texas so far, though some cheapskate state governments wanting infrastructure to come without much cost and effort for them might look into expanding tollways. The “NAFTA SUPERHIGHWAY” is a collection of existing roadways of NATIONAL IMPORTANCE. What part do you not understand?

Tolled motorways suck like suburban sprawl, and so does Ron Paul.

Conspiracy nuts have a hard-on for Ron Paul.

It’s well known that the world is run by crazy conspiracy nutters. They dwell are everywhere now. Their murderous Empire is expanding viciously, a brutal mind-boggling exposé of human stupidity and inferiority; all around us are Alex Jones fans and crazy conspiracy theorists raving on about the New World Order, the Free Masons– and I just stumbled upon another site presenting some absurd inept tripe.

The article contains many quotes of a certain Daniel Estulin, a person who for some time has been travelling around the world and trying to keep an eye on the shielded Bilderberg Group; shielded because the group and its meetings are in no way secret. The power of the Bilderberg Group is greatly exaggerated, I feel; many of the attendees are not in positions of great power, many of the visiteurs from Europe are merely diplomatic people in low-key positions, things like some celebrity monarchs and statesmen of little importance. The meetings are hardly secret, given the fact that like three billion crazy conspiracy nuts are aware of them taking place — and little effort is made to be silence with throwing out people from Hotels and setting up security perimeters. That’s hardly the way to go if you want to be secret.

I guess I digress, since the Bilderberg Group and their meetings are not the central pillar in this very discussion. The article deals with Daniel Estulin, a nutjob who was featured in Alex Jones latest shitflick, “Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement”, a farfetched, ridiculous and retarded revision of all known history; in fact, not just revision, but utter rape of history and all knowledge. Now, the central concept of the wacko Estulin’s comments is this time the supposed possible to-come assassination (”removal”) of Ron Paul. I would very much welcome this. I know it is far too good to be true. At best, he’ll get shot but survive, like Ronald Reagan. Whoever tried to kill Reagan was a pathetic failure of an assassin who really didn’t know what he was doing. If he had known, he would not have failed, and the world would be a much better place.

But, as surely the Dear Reader knows by now, the blog to which I linked is nothing but another one of those crazy fucking conspiracy nuts efforts to rave on about the FEMA Death camps and the NWO and the Illuminati and all that other shite. But this article is just fucking hilarious. Seriously. I laughed so hard my stomach started hurting. Just look at this:

In the Soviet Union (which regular readers know never did collapse) there are literal schools of assassination. They teach how to kill an enemy by running him down with a truck. Was that what happened to General Patton?

Does anyone really need to go to a special school to learn how to run someone down with a truck? Is it really that hard to be imaginative? But piece by piece, we see that this is the work of retarded conspiracy nuts, as always raving on about the evil Soviets, or as they like to put it, “The Reds”. But alas, in closing, the obvious thing on everyone’s lips is that an assassination of Ron Paul is a too good thing to be true. But one can always dream… and hope… that he is at least rendered unable to participate in the presidential elections in the coming year.

Estulin told commentator Alex Jones: “I am getting information from my sources that there are people involved from a higher level of the American establishment who are seriously considering – this has not been confirmed – but assassination is definitely on the agenda and I pray to God that this is not the case.”

Estulin is thusly also religious. Disgusting. Not really surprising, but disgusting nonetheless. And Alex Jones, everyone know he’s a crazy fuck whose attempts at “exposing global conspiracy” are stupid, far-fetched, inconsistent, idiotic, inaccurate, silly and retarded, and that’s just the top of the iceberg. I pray to the Illuminati that they have assassination on the agenda, though personally I harbour doubt as to the logic in assassinating a man who is so admired by millions of mentally deranged on the Internet, you know? I’m thinking it would have the wrong effect; it’d simply turn that saggy old bugger of a conservative married to the old decaying parchment known as the “Constitution” into a martyr for the liberals (or classical liberals/libertarians/classical conservatives, whatever those delusional psychotics want to be known as). Perhaps a more thoughtful move would be to permanently incapacitate Ron Paul by way of some illness. I mean, the guy IS old. Come on, the Illuminati is all-powerful, they must know how to do that without arousing suspicions, right?

Ron Paul and all that he stands for must be eradicated, by any means necessary.

By the way, CYANIDE CRYSTALS DUN DUN DUN!

The Soviet Union lives on! In my dreams…

LIBERTYWORLD 2012: Huckabee’s Demise.

Just when one thought things could not get much worse, they do. It’s always like that. Out of nowhere comes a black cloud and discharge a rain of acidic oil upon the earth, killing every single organism, erasing chemicals, DNA and RNA. Imagine you are sitting lazily and watching television and hear a mention of some inane “internet debate” betwixt a group of ingrates calling themselves professional politicians when your doorbell rings. The same time you open the door you realise you are in very dire need of a bathroom visit. The door swings open, and on your computer a video made by some brain-dead creationist on YouTube plays, and in the door there stands that which made your day just that much worse.

It’s Mike Huckabee. The shitty actor Chuck Norris endorses his candidacy for presidency, that crazy Christian preacher who raves on how evil science is and how he certainly “didn’t come from no monkey”. If anything, Huckabee is amongst the best proof of the human evolution from the ancestors of apes. I imagine many neurologists would like to look into his head and have a glimpse of how the brain of the rumoured missing link actually works. But as with any political figure, there is rarely a person that advocates exclusively things fail. Even the rancid libertarian fuckwits that pile up in the streets are typically opposed to the concept of combating online “piracy”. Another example would be how Ron Paul’s position on the situation in Iraq is not at all a bad one. But one lone issue does not make a man great or even just non-fail.

Mike Huckabee is a Christian, of the Southern Baptist persuasion, which automatically means he is mentally deranged and should be sent to labour camp, though with some relaxed sentencing for managing to get some heavy criticism from the Cato institute, which is always a good thing. Another lunatic by the name of Grover Norqvist called him a “serial tax increaser” (what a funny guy) but came to change his mind and joined Huckabee in a grotesque public masturbation contest in an attempt to garner more support for the morbidly infantile Fair Tax.

Alas, there is absolutely no hope. People around the world are all brain-dead morons. When Cthulhu reawaken in 2012 – when the stars and planets again are right – things will start looking pretty different. People will shout and kill and revel in ecstatic joy and the mundane vapid days of yesterday shall be forgotten. The false Gods we worshipped for thousands of years shall be forgotten; from thereon we will only dedicate our worship to the potent Old Ones.

How I fucking hate Libertarians and Liberals and Conservatives… Libertyworld, REAL AMERICAN–

 

Execution needed,
A bloody vessel for your peace
if man makes death then death makes man,
tear the torso with horses and chains.
Killers view themselves like they view the world, they pick at the holes.
Not punish less, rise the pain
sterilise rapists, all I preach is extinction

Kill Yeltsin, who’s saying? Zhirinovsky, Le Pen,
Hindley and Brady, Ireland, Allit, Sutcliffe, Dahmer, Nielson, Yoshinori
Ueda, Blanche and Pickles, Amin, Milosovic

Give them respect they deserve

The complete destruction of the Individual is desirable.

It is well known that liberals are idiots. If you word it the right way, even conservative Americans will agree, because what a liberal is in the U.S. is not what it is in most other places around the world. In the U.S., the silly humanistic nanny-leftists and their foolish utopian world-view are constantly (and often rightfully) ridiculed, but why they are called “liberals” I am not quite sure. They are indeed a very stupid bunch, but there are some much more loathsome elements in the U.S. political system. I am talking not of the retarded “neo-conservatives” nor the Democrats and “liberals”, but of the easily most stupid thing ever conceived. Libertarians. (When I say liberal, I mean it as in “classical liberalism”, much akin to Libertarianism).

Good friends of Ron Paul and Internet-savvy, those degenerate utopian liberals have for far too many years ruined the world with their inept tripe. What worse is that they pollute the Internet to an astounding degree with inane preaching about Jefferson and the Constitution, and any good State should have those mongrel vermin shipped away to labour camps. A specimen of the species Libertarian Scum chose to comment upon my previous entry about Italian Fascism, this is what it wrote:

Don’t whitewash Italian Fascism with the “they weren’t racists” defence. I have Italian Fascist magazines from Mussolini’s time that are full of racism, articles on racial purity, on the inferiority of blacks, etc. The usual racist crap. But the key points may be: Both Fascism and Nazism were socialist systems, whose prevue extended into every aspect of life. Both were Nationalistic, with a capital N. And both were corporate socialists’ regimes, and this is very key for the present, for America and Europe are, and are becoming almost purely, under the EU and Clinton-Bush, corporate socialist regimes, where the individual has no power. That’s why Ron Paul’s anti-Statism is the only modern expression of anti-Fascist, anti-Nazi thinking.

As we can see from this inane drivel, this is clearly one of those brain-dead libertarian fuckwits. I disagree with many aspects of Fascism, particularly its anti-communism and absurd traditionalism and friendly treatment of religion, but I see it as a quite enjoyable political ideology, especially in Mussolini/Gentile’s manifesto. Fascism was certainly not socialistic in any other aspect than its collective “bringing-together” of all the national populace. You cannot be a “corporate socialist”.

Libertarians are foolish and have a tendency to rave on about the astounding achievements of the individual and how we must all be free from the murderous State; but the individual is weak and lonely where the State is strong and able. Libertarians use the word “Statism” – a word that a certain imbecile by the name of Ronald Reagan also had strong affection for – to describe any state that directly or indirectly is responsible for more than 0.5% of the national GDP.

Nazism and Fascism were collectivist and authoritarian (and at least in the case of fascism, totalitarian) systems, this does by no way mean they were “socialist” systems, but what can one expect from Libertarians? Surely this fellow must have missed the dreadful news that a number of the degenerate Baltic states as well as Czech Republic have instated a policy of flat tax (at about 10-12% in most cases). This would be unacceptable in any even remotely “socialist” nation. Even in the most liberal deviations of socialism, flat tax is unacceptable.

The Individual must not have power. The individual is meek and meaningless and temporary. Individuals must be controlled. What could have brought anyone to post a pro-Ron-Paul comment here? I mean, save the curious question why anyone would bother commenting at all—I advocate Soviet-style socialism of the Stalinist model and replacement of market/mixed economy with a centrally planned command-economy. I also advocate the relocation of political dissidents voicing their opinion and partaking in activism to labour camps and closed cities in the spirit of internal exile. And no, I’m not even kidding.

It pisses me off when some American calls me a liberal, too. I’m not a fucking liberal. I don’t support any of that hippie-esque stuff, free drugs or world peace. I am passionately pro-war and anti-humanism. In before some comments “lol ur delusional,” “psychotic”, “crazy”, “nazi”, etc.

Rustpaulistan.

 Anonymous 11/07/07(Wed)03:49 No.448283

>>448281

In Ronpaulistan, Blackwater does the policing.

To write is so very difficult. Lines of sentences, rows of words like the row houses of a Victorian-era city in Britannia; marching on in perfect unison with nothing to say, like the fans of Ron Paul they chant that there is only one chance to escape the New World Order, one chance to escape the slavery of the Federal Reserve and it’s controllers – the conspiracy, the robber barons and banking cartel – and only one chance to be free from the horrors of a large government. “The answer to nineteen eighty-four,” Alex Jones says in his latest outrageous laugh-fest of a movie, “is seventeen seventy-six.” The founding fathers were good men, they wrote the holy constitution.

 Insanity, deluded, am I? Very much, most likely; rejecting what common sense demands—insanity, a one man minority as Winston Smith said-

 
THE USSR PREVAILS!