News Roundup and intellectual malaise

Even the more democratic nations which are controlled by the people have problems instilling complete order over their populace.
-Imbecile on the Internet

Time sure flies. The stupid pothead lights another joint and flips the page in the book on conspiracies. September eleven images flash by on TV, and the pothead sighs. “You’re all [...]

Gun Nuts? Fuck your rights.

“The Texas senate has preliminary approved a law that makes it illegal to ban carrying a concealed weapon on college campuses. Supporters claim it will restore the constitutional right to bear arms, and that it will prevent shooting sprees and mass murders.”
Shoot yourself. Decapitate. Eviscerate.

Lisbon Treaty?

Swedish parliament voted yes to ratify the Lisbon treaty after a debate. Not unexpected as the parliament is almost exclusively dominated by liberals and conservatives (though some of them would insist otherwise, but they are full of it). From Le Monde diplomatique after the Irish vote in July; relevant to this recent horrible – but [...]

Fuck Joe the “Plumber”.

Worthless hack.

People that read the Daily Telegraph and The Sun:

Even as an ex-doctor I find the concept of free healthcare a mistake when added to the free everything else that the lazy spineless underclasses aspire to. I packed up medicine largely as a result of having to deal with their minor moans and need for excuses.
Paying for health care concentrates the mind and the [...]

Delusional News Story of the Rapture.

Life… stretches ahead of us, ugly and misshaped, a grotesque deformed gorilla baby with legs growing out of its rectum. The skin so hairless and lacking any detail, just a dark and rough skin, underneath which hides that frightening brown flesh… threads woven densely, impossible to cut into even by the most advanced sharp knives [...]

This fail knows no bounds.

A local newspaper recently proclaimed that McCain was ”the candidate with which the world would have the most ease cooperating”. This coming from a newspaper published by the mentally limited Liberal Newspaper Ltd., it comes as no surprise, but its sheer idiocy is too much; one really cannot help but cringe at the thought. [...]

VICTORY.

Bhutto was killed– are things this good allowed to happen? Now we’re just waiting for Ron Paul to follow suit.

Fail is fail. You reek of fail, Mr. 기문.

The plight! The horrors that unravel before our very eyes are too much to bear for a weak soul such as me! Good news, however, for today Russia tested, for the second time, the new RS-24 ICBM with capacity for 10 MIRV warheads, which supposedly will be able to penetrate the “defence shield” the [...]

NEWS ROUNDUP! — Suicide Rates up 900%! Genocide in Dubai — let’s party!

In case you are wondering, I just made that title up because I thought it had a funny ring to it. It has no relevance whatsoever to anything real, ha-ha!
The Danish bastards next door announced that they would – once again – hold an election about implenting the Euro (The currency of the European [...]