Delusional News Story of the Rapture.

March 7, 2008

Life… stretches ahead of us, ugly and misshaped, a grotesque deformed gorilla baby with legs growing out of its rectum. The skin so hairless and lacking any detail, just a dark and rough skin, underneath which hides that frightening brown flesh… threads woven densely, impossible to cut into even by the most advanced sharp knives and laser equipment. What am I trying to say by this nonsensical rambling? – not sure, if anything – maybe the nothingness, the utter nonsense, is a point in itself? Or maybe that is just a contemplation resulting from confusion – confusing who, really? That which is I – which is to say a spatial collection of subatomic particles and organic-electric currents – is not confused, it must be you. Take my hand; let us dance, across the iron rails of the stairs up to the Reichshalle entrance. Underneath the silky Red Flag, let us kiss; besiege tradition with the hideous clothes we wear, sewn into our flesh—

< But the time – or rather, the sand – has run out, and as we fight on to find the secrets of the buried ferns, we eventually realise our work is in vain. What we do is irrelevant. In fact, everything is irrelevant, null; a big spread emptiness. Tinfoil on your head, NWO, Alex Jones, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, perish, perish; all you need to do is Perish. Michael Savage, aka Michael WEINER (no coincidence there, that much is sure), there is more than one thing that is a mental disease, and that is not only liberalism, but also conservatism.

Weiner’s campaign was unsuccessful, and he and his father excoriated the left for anti-Semitism as the reason for his loss on his father’s radio show.

Weiner—I can’t forget about his name. Not a chance in Valhalla that it is a coincidence; let us bash the left, they all hate Jews (except the evil communists in the ADL and ACLU, right?) – though again and again I find myself reading about a person who just turns out to be the most absurd fail ever… and then, it turns out he’s a Jew. Though, exceptions to the rule do of course exist – let us for example recall the brevity and intelligence of Lazar Kaganovich and all the good things he achieved. I’ll step on you with my high heels if you disagree. Verbal zero-tolerance. Deviation from Party-policy is unacceptable. The five-year plan must be achieved. Protesting is illegal; do not think we are unaware of your subversive plans, do not think we are unaware of your foolish misconceptions. We can read your mind.

We read you like a book. In the morning we discuss you over coffee. We know all we need about you, and would something require use to dive deeper into your unconscious, we can do so at will. You cannot defend yourself, you cannot escape. We are everywhere.

We are the resistance and we are the central government. We are the fascists and the communists, the Nazis and the Zionists. We are all things, left, right, up and down, druggies and straight edge. The Ku-Klux-Klan and the Freeway Revolt, it was all our workings, just for the sake of petty laughs.

A man shoots eight people at a Jewish school. Just days after Israel completed the killing of over a hundred Palestinians. As you all know I am not a supporter of human rights, but quite clearly, most media has responded very strongly to this event, something that stands in contradiction to their response to the Israeli excesses recently. Israel is very keen to keep the KPD (Kills per death) ratio up. Under 200 is unacceptable, so in order to “level the playing field” they have sex on the control panel at the central command while pretending they are adhering to some ancient Jewish rite, and end up sporadically launching a few missiles at civilian structures. If anyone asks, they’ll just say it was a raid on “terrorist nests”, you know, like when you’re dealing with a vermin infestation.

Perhaps a nice war is brewing in South America. Some neighbouring countries are angry at the retarded Colombians – one of the primary U.S. proxy states in the region - after they engaged in a few military activities on other countries soil. In other news – whalers shot a protesting environmentalist cunt. I hope we will see more such things in the future. Too bad he didn’t die. He should not have worn a Kevlar vest. Blood drained from aging pigs. Marches – protests – useless, puny; vile displays of… perceived self-importance… the value of a vote… is nil.

Gordon Brack (Brown) was much displeased to learn of some anti-war people being mean to people wearing uniform. Like it is a serious thing; soldiers should be able to deal with the psychological stress of such harassment. They are paid killers of course, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but let’s not use some stupid fashionable words to avoid the clash between this and the liberal-democratic conception of rights, and especially human rights.

Israel must be pushed into the ocean… shoved off the continent… and back to where it should have been in the first place… New York City. See what I did there? Anti-Semitic joke. Funny, wasn’t it? Especially if you are a Jew, right? The corrupt and evil Zionist psychosis organisation American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) is dedicated to securing that the Hezbollah TV-station be designed a terrorist organisation… it’s crucial to prevent your opponent from providing information that disagrees with your own propaganda. The U.S. accused China of increasing their military spending. It was said that “their spending is much higher than the official numbers show”, something that is ironic given the fact that the U.S. Department of Defence spending is partially kept secret (20-30% of spending earmarked for ‘black’ projects) and away from independent book-keeping, and on top of that dispelling parts of the actual DoD budget on other government departments, to make it seem smaller than it really is. Some estimate that the practical budget for 2008 will be moving in on $1 trillion dollars.


This fail knows no bounds.

February 2, 2008

A local newspaper recently proclaimed that McCain was ”the candidate with which the world would have the most ease cooperating”. This coming from a newspaper published by the mentally limited Liberal Newspaper Ltd., it comes as no surprise, but its sheer idiocy is too much; one really cannot help but cringe at the thought. McCain was, after all, the deranged old bastard who stood up on a stage and with a screeching voice sang, “BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN!” Of course he’s going to be a great diplomat. He’ll send hellfire raining down upon all nations disagreeing with his Christian delusions.

On a lighter note, I have not eaten much of anything for a good twenty six hours. I consumed some popcorn as a substitute. Very good, indeed, save the fact that not eating has left me feeling kind of nauseous. But I guess the awesomeness evens out in the end.

And as I relish in my own misery, there comes a short flash from a pesky ad someplace, a disgusting little blurb that hits me in the forehead like a sledgehammer; the event has the dimensions of a colossal asteroid impact; it’s that guy with the sweaty reflective and sullen forehead and the ridiculous expression on his face, the Christian lunatic – none other than the Devil himself – or whatever evil deity you might classify him as – Ron Paul. He’s back again with his receding hairline, the wrinkles and the Constitution, he’s back with mongrel supporters that make fan-art quality campaign contributions, cheesy advertisement that makes you retch—it’s a total and utter horror show; lunatic supporters running around freely in the streets, lighting a few bongs and screaming something about the evils of the Federal government, NAO, and how good rebels they are for not paying taxes, how the “truth” about 9/11 must come out—

It’s the FEMA death camps again, it’s Alex Jones, it’s Ron Paul, he’s the only hope; like brown and partly dried blood, he flows over the world, a thick mud-like substances that smells of iron – ironworks, gold – he’s talking about the gold standard and how it will save the U.S. from all things bad, smacking his conservative fist in the face of neo-liberal conservatives like Dick Army; It’s not Tom De Lay, it’s La Vey, the individualist sock puppet who wrote the “Satanic Bible”, what a bunch of drivel—

And no, for the hundredth time, the Trans-Texas Corridor, a project to build a network of over-dimensioned tolled motorways combined with railways and various pipelines, is not a part of some “FEDERAL GOVERNMENT LAND GRAB”, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. It’s a quite poorly planned project, way over-sized and quite frankly uneconomic, but it is not a federal government land grab. The project is within the state of Texas. No plans exist to extend the TTC outside Texas so far, though some cheapskate state governments wanting infrastructure to come without much cost and effort for them might look into expanding tollways. The “NAFTA SUPERHIGHWAY” is a collection of existing roadways of NATIONAL IMPORTANCE. What part do you not understand?

Tolled motorways suck like suburban sprawl, and so does Ron Paul.


VICTORY.

December 27, 2007

Bhutto was killed– are things this good allowed to happen? Now we’re just waiting for Ron Paul to follow suit.


Fail is fail. You reek of fail, Mr. 기문.

December 26, 2007

The plight! The horrors that unravel before our very eyes are too much to bear for a weak soul such as me! Good news, however, for today Russia tested, for the second time, the new RS-24 ICBM with capacity for 10 MIRV warheads, which supposedly will be able to penetrate the “defence shield” the U.S. boasted about a while ago and got into arguments with the Russians about. What were the U.S. really thinking when they wanted to have one of the missile bases right next to Russia? Most likely it was an intentional provocation. The U.S. most likely cringes at the thought of any government not complying with their policy. But things have been kind on the U.S. as of late – the rotten scum Thaksin considering returning to Thailand, new South Korean leader promises closer collaboration with the dreaded Americans, Sarkozy, Merkel (the second transfer of consciousness of dreaded nightmare monstrosity Ayn Rand)—

And today it was (yesterday from my perspective) exactly 16 years ago that Gorbachev resigned from the leadership of the Soviet Union and the final nail was put in the coffin. Such a sad point in world history— Blair got out of the closet though, joined a catholic church– not surprising, he is a nutter after all–

A while ago, I received a puzzling comment, it read simply:

Earl | XXXXXXXXX | none |

Sounds hateful and bigoted to me. Should be a law against it.

This comment is pretty unclear. What exactly is hateful and bigoted? Me? What is it that there should be a law against? Though, I would agree that I am hateful and bigoted. I’m certainly not tolerant of opinions differing from mine, and hate is the blood that flows in my veins. I am bitter and warped and detached from society, a deranged mad-man, is any of this new? Did you not notice it upon arriving? Are you some sort of Christian? A believer in New-age? Believe in Ghosts, intelligent aliens visiting earth and the New World Order? You’re not going to escape my grip. You’ll be going to camp too! Believe in any God? Follow any religion? You’re short on luck, son! Believe in anything at all? Are you a liberal, a Nazi, a anarcho-communist, anarcho-capitalist, libertarian, objectivist, I don’t care, you’re all equal in your failure and deserving of harsh punishment!

ARGH! Humanity, what a pile of fail! It has put me in despair! If there is a God, he hates me! Why does he not then deserve my hatred? Surely it was, if God exist, he who put me in this BODY, it was he who gave me defective intestines, it was HE who gave me this brain! That sadistic fucker must much enjoy my perpetual torments, and the torments of every person in the world. Anyone capable of conceiving this world must be one sick fuck. Sicker than me, even!


NEWS ROUNDUP! — Suicide Rates up 900%! Genocide in Dubai — let’s party!

November 24, 2007

In case you are wondering, I just made that title up because I thought it had a funny ring to it. It has no relevance whatsoever to anything real, ha-ha!

The Danish bastards next door announced that they would – once again – hold an election about implenting the Euro (The currency of the European Monetary Union), because the previous election did not provide a favourable and acceptable result. When that happens, you wait a few years, and then vote again. If you are lucky, the proposal will pass just because people are totally fed up with voting about it. Not that I ever support any form of elections and voting by the people, direct or indirect. Speaking of elections, the retarded idiot ruling the prison-dump of Australia, John Howard, is most likely going to win the elections, succeeding in providing him a fifth term in which to firmly establish his rule of failure. Most likely, the competition – which I know nothing of since the Australian political climate is a cesspool of profanely disgusting views masturbating before one-another in a wretched orgy of political perversion – is weak and pathetic and will lose. John Howard will win as did Sarkozy half a year ago. And if it does actually happen, that someone else wins? The difference is generally very slim and hardly noticeable for most people, and policies will continue to fail massively.

It’s going to be some global warming environmentalists shouting at the top of their lungs that we must revert to some primal stage of proto-civilisation, where we will die of disease aged eighteen years. In other news, a very nice man working as a reserve officer for the Israeli Army has been charged with offering Iran, Russia and Hamas with classified information. Truly a national hero in the rotten state of Israel that should not exist in the first place; I will not feel the slightest bit sorry when the Iranian medium-range nuclear devices fall from the sky, launched from the underground mountain silos near the border with Iraq. The problem was however, that the fellow so good of heart was also a complete idiot. He emailed the Iranian foreign ministry in April…

Sarkozy, together with corrupt organisations of cinema and record-companies anti-piracy propaganda units, came up with a really clever plan, to create a independent body with quite a good deal of powers to constrain file sharing in France. A deathblow to file sharing in France; I am not opposed to political censorship in some cases, but moral – or in this case economical – censorship I find unacceptable. As I am opposed to private ownership, the digital transfer of zero’s and ones for no cost is something I support strongly. Like that classic old RIAA poster thingy – faked or not – read: When you are downloading mp3’s, you are downloading Communism!

Each time a movie completes, you can thank Comrade Stalin where he stands behind you and puts his strong able hands on your shoulder. Of course the inept congregation going by the name of IFPI praised the initiative as the “singularly important” and “help to win the war on online piracy”. Hopefully this initiative will have no power – but sadly, it does not quite look that way. Sarkozy is doing a really good job…

The UK – one of the worst countries in the world in my book – is also considering new laws to combat the perceived “problem” of piracy; some idiot called Lord Triesman said in late October that “intellectual property theft will not be tolerated”. Of course, the little shit-faced cunts at the BPI were “pleased” that the government was considering harsher treatment of this sort of “crimes”. Clearly, everything owned by this kind of people needs to be immediately expropriated – not that there are any large properties or industries that do not need to be expropriated – but this kind of behaviour needs to be dealt with more harshly. To try to keep ownership over a cultural creation and the monopoly on its distribution and the profits obtained through it is not acceptable. As a certain early eighties punk-song lyrics read:

Music made for money’s sake and not for your mental health shall fade away.

In closing, I hope Musharraf kills that no-good Bhutto cunt who keeps whining so damn much. God damn those humanist piles of vomit.